My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
50% drunk capacity currently
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
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