I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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