shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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