I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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