No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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