I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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