in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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