Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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