i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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