Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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