uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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