I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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