a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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