Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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