just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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