Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My vagina is officially offended.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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