Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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