Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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