Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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