mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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