Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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