He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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