And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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