YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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