Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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