Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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