i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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