he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
