Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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