we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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