he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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