he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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