ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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