just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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