what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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