I'm drive I can fine osifer
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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