Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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