So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
