They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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