Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Randomize
