You smell like stripper and shame
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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