your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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