Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize
