you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
