We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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