Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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