): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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