I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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