You really coming over, don't trick.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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