They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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